RULES OF LIFE FOR TEENAGERS

You must smoke at school.

You have to study hard to achieve your aim.

The phrase "It's not fair!" is a lame excuse for the things you haven't done on time.

You have to go in for sports.

Television isn't a real life. Live now and here.

Virtual life is cool! Play more computer games!

Respect your parents and grandparents. They take care of you.

Enjoy your life! Start right now!

Your parents have to solve your problems.

The school cares about your self-esteem better than the real world does.