A day in the life of Vincent

So far, it_________ a terrible day.

This morning my alarm clock didn't go ________ and I missed the bus.

I had to walk 5 miles to get to school. When I arrived, the headteacher was waiting for___________and asked why I was late.

I ______ him about the clock and he said I should buy a new one.

In the morning, I had maths. I _______ maths.

Both of my parents,my sister and my maths teacher tell me I'm no good _______ it.

It's not nice to have seven people tell you that you're ____________ .

Painting is fun. I like to draw self- portraits. My teacher calls me Pecasso. I explain that I just don't have a mirror. ________ lunch, I asked a girl on a date.

I have never ______ such a beautiful girl.

I thought she liked me, ________when I asked her to go to the cinema, she laughed and said ______ rather put her head in the mouth of a crocodile.

I saib : "Okay, we could go to the zoo", but she didn't want to do that _______.

Oh,well. I hope this afternoon _______ be better.

We have an English exam. English is easy- I've been speaking it _________I was born.

What can go wrong? As the great philosopher Monty says, "Always look on the bright side of _________ life."