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                             A complicated  story

The author goes on the stage .

The author: sometimes it happens that you don’t want or maybe you are lazy to do you homework and you ask your classmates to copy it .The same story happened to our hero .

Once upon a time in Gymnasium number 12 the English teacher  asked the pupils to retell their favourite  cartoon . All the children have done this task with pleasure , except our Anton no-account . (Anton –LEDAR in Ukranian). He didn’t want to get an unsatisfactory mark so he copied out something from  everybody’s  homework .It is a beginning  of our complicated story.

(while the author is reading the words ,, except our Anton no-account ,, one  actor is walking along the stage , then he comes to the middle of the stage and suddenly he remembers about his homework .Then he cries out ,,Let me copy out! ,, ,,Let me copy out ! ,, and rushes up and down the stage. All throw the exercise books at him from behind the curtains .The actor collects them all and leaves the stage .The author leaves the stage too. A dwarf comes on the stage, then he turns  his head  in the direction of the stage and says.)

Smiley : Everything is clear!

(we hear the music from the film ,,Mission impossible ,, . Snow White  and two dwarfs  come  on the stage and they look around. All of them are very cool as if in  Matrix )

The author ( from behind the curtains): In the world where there is no place for good , four heroes are fighting for the power of friendship !! Whatch  the new version of ,, Snow White,, in  3-D dwarf style !!!

Snow White: Well, guys , hurry up ! We are to act very quickly. Grumpy , your task is to protect the left  side . Sleeper,  Sleeper,… wake up and move your body to the South West. Smiley, throw away these mushrooms. We are fed up of the last time .That’s enough .We are to hurry up until that red haired devil ate the  gingerbread house again .

(The Brave Heart is on the stage)

The Brave Heart  :Who is against  my eating after six p.m., I wonder !? I can do it because   I am growing up. Besides , that gingerbread was not very big.

Grumpy: Well, we don’t care, but it was much bigger than Mezigorie Castle. Thanks goodness, all the ostriches managed to run away.

The Brave Heart: Well, go on! Don’t say that all of you are so kind and positive. I saw it by myself how Smiley put some grass into the Bad witch’s meal. That’s why I can’t   understand why she is flying on the broom and laughing so stupidly. Stop jumping on me like that! Where is that beautiful and charming Prince who will rescue the Princess in trouble, I wonder!?

(Shreck is on the stage .Everybody is surprised )

The Brave Heart: And where is the Prince?

( Shreck shrugs his shoulders )

Smiley: The Princess is like the Prince

(The fight starts on the stage. Rupuntsel is appearing. She is wearing like a hippie. All stop fighting  )

Rupuntsel : Boys, girls, stop fighting ! Peace will be for everybody !

( He turns to the dwarfs ) Peace and no war! (She turns to  Shreck ) .Follow your dreams , like I do !

Smiley: Now we watched the advertising of shampoo. Rupuntsel , I warn you. I have got this shampoo. No more  words about  peace and your hair won’t be damaged. By the way, where were you going?

Rupuntsel : I was walking to the dream !

The Brave Heart: I wish you to go in this  direction !

( Rupuntsel goes  away. The cartoon characters  of ,,Madagaskar,,  come on the stage)

Zebra :(speaking  like in the advertisement) :Are you quarrelling !? Are you fighting!? ,,Madagaskar,, pills will calm you down and make everything quiet !

(The music is on. Shreck is pointing and moving around the temple .The are noises behind the curtains. Cinderella is on the stage hopping on one leg)

Cinderella: How did I manage to buy from the internet shop. I will never do it again! What a fool I am! Half of a price! Cristal shoes! 

,, Feel yourself like a queen!,, Never believe the advertising!

( Mickie and Mini Mouse  wearing gipsy dresses and plying the guitars come on the stage)

Mini: What beautiful girls you are ! How pretty you look like! Let me oil your hand! I will tell your fortune!

Mickie: Buy a horse ! Buy it, you won’t be sorry . If you don’t want a horse you can buy  trainers ! Will you?

Shreck: Wait a minute , please .There is something wrong here .           Of course I have seen a lot! My friend is a donkey, his wife is a dragon, my father’s  wife is a frog! But things like these …!!?

Mickie: Who wrote this fairy tale?

(Anton  no-account is pushed on the stage . All attack him and scold him.

 Rupuntsel : Stop! Don’t beat him !  He will learn everything ! That’s enough!

Anton no-account :Forgive me , please! I will learn everything and I will always prepare my homework!   (He looks at everybody on the stage .The author comes on the  stage and says)

 The author : This is the  end of the story about the copied out homework. Anton became reasonable and now he is at the top of the form. A lot of interesting stories happened to him..But it is a completely different story

All come on the stage:

 LEARN   ENGLISH  WITH US !!!

(The  actors make a general bow)