Уривок з позакласного заходу "Let's joke"

Let’s joke

T: Dear children! I see your mood is good and we shall start our lesson.

Valia, what is the theme of our lesson?

Valia: Is the theme of our lesson "English Humour?"

 Am I right?

T: Yes, you are right. Today we shall devote our lesson to the extraordinary phenomenon in the language and lifestyle of the English people – Humour.

Учні читають із дошки.

H Health (as it causes positive emotions) 
U Use (it can be very useful as it contains moral teaching) 
M Medicine (it cures with a serpentine string) 
O Oasis (it's sort of oasis in the middle of the desert of daily routine) 
U Uproar (you laugh, scream, shout) 
R Relaxation, remedy (you become relaxed, feel better) 
PI: Long live humour — a universal remedy for all the evils under the sun! They say, "Don't take life too serious or you will never scramble out of it alive."
P2: I am absolutely sure that the shortest distance between two people is a smile. 
P3: A Latin medical maxim says: "The best physicians are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet, Dr. Merry Man!" 
T: So, keep on smiling! 
P4: Yes, we'll do it. May I help you to keep on smiling?
T: Yes, sure.