Сценарій КВК "Hello, English"

КВК

Hello, English 

Вчитель: Маковецька Яна Петрівна

Hello, English!

(Вихід на сцену всієї команди)

Song “If you are happy”

If you are happy and you know it

Clap your hands

If you are happy and you know it

Clap your hands

If you are happy and you know it

And you really want to show it

If you are happy and you know it

Clap your hands

If you are happy and you know it

Stamp your feet

If you are happy and you know it

Stamp your feet

If you are happy and you know it

And you really want to show it

If you are happy and you know it

Stamp your feet

If you are happy and you know it

Snap your fingers

If you are happy and you know it

Snap your fingers

If you are happy and you know it

And you really want to show it

If you are happy and you know it

Snap your fingers

If you are happy and you know it

Say: "O.K. "

If you are happy and you know it

Say: "O.K. "

If you are happy and you know it

And you really want to show it

If you are happy and you know it

Say: "O.K. "

If you are happy and you know it

Do all four

If you are happy and you know it

Do all four

If you are happy and you know it

And you really want to show it

If you are happy and you know it

Do all four

(команда йде за куліси, ведучі підходять до мікрофонів)

B1: We are from the beautiful village Triskyni.

B2: Our school is big and cool!

We study Maths, English and Art,

The teachers are good,

The peoples are smart!

B1: Maths and English,

Crafts and Art-

All school subjects make you smart.

Growing up with every day-

Then your life will be OK!

B2: Useful lessons, noisy breaks,

Happy faces, tasty cakes.

All school textbooks teach you new,

Teachers spend much time with you.

B1: The school bell rings, we run to class,

The teacher tells new things to us!

B2: We get new knowledge every day.

“Our school, we thank you,” pupils say.

B1: And now we are in the festival.

B2: “Hello, English” has door that open wide,

And friendly jury waits inside.

B1: Hurry, hurry, let`s go in,

For soon our little performance will begin.

B2: Today we have some CGC.

B1: Our team`s name is “Smile”!

Team: Hello! (З-за куліс)

B2: Today we shall sing, smile, joke and dance. It`s be a little excursion to our school.

B1: The first joke! At the Maths lesson.

(3 учасники: 1 вчитель, 2 учні)

Joke1

T.: Vova, do you know the numbers?

P1: Yes, I do! My father teaches me!

T.: Good. What comes after three?

P1: Four.

T.: What comes after six?

P1: Seven.

T.: Very good. Your father did a good job. What comes after ten?

P1: A Jack (показує картинку).

B2: At the Geography lesson.

(3 учасники: 1вчитель, 1 учень, 1 тримає карту)

Joke2

T.: Katia, show on the map of the Red Sea, please.

P.: Sorry, but I did not see. On this map all seas are blue!

B1: At the exam. Ira and Wika go to exam.

(3 учасники: 1 вчитель, 2 учні)

Joke3

T.: Will you tell me your name?

(всі учні підіймають руку, показує на P1)

P1: Will Knot (показує картку)

T.: Why not?   Where were you born?

P1: In India.

T.: Which part?

P1: What “which part”? Whole body was born in India.

B2: At the individual lesson.

(2 учасники: 1 вчитель, 1 учень)

Joke4

P1: Oleh Petrovych, have you ever been in America?

T.: Sure. All the Americans mention my name by meeting each other several times a day.

P1: Really?

T.: However they spell my name backwards. Instead of “Oleh” they say “Hello” (показує картки).

B1: At the Music lesson.

(3 учні: 1 вчитель, 2 учні).

 Joke5

T.: Есть только миг между прошлым и будущим, именно он называется… (під фонограму).

P1: Present Simple Tense.

B2: At the English lesson.

(5 учнів: 1 вчитель, 4 учні)

Joke6

T.: Make up a dialogue, please!

(P1 I P2 піднімають руки)

P1: Hello!

P2: Hello!

P1: How do you do?

P2: All right.

T.: Please, translate.

P3: Як ти це робиш?

Р4: Тільки правою.

P1: To be or not to be?

P3: Дві бджоли чи не дві бджоли?

P2: How we can name the man, without left ear, left eye, left hand and left leg?

P4: All right!

T.: Please, tell “окрошка” in English.

P3: Oh, baby!

B1: After classes. At home. Father and daughter.

(2 учасники: 1 тато, 1 донька)

D.: Father, can you write in the dark?

F.: I think so. What do you want me to write?

D.: Your name on this school progress record.. (показує табель)

B2: One interesting story from internet.

(3 учасники: 1 чоловік, 1 дружина 1 з ресепшену, за сценою)

Just married in their vocation in Egypt. Hotel.

(Заходять чоловік і дружина, оглядають номер готелю, дружина бачить мишу, кричить).

W.: Please, call to reception!

H.: Oh, no! You call!

W.: But my English is poor!

H.: Ok! (гудки) Hello! Do you know Tom and Jerry?

R.: Yes, I do!

H.: Jerry is hear.

(Всі виходять на сцену. Пісня з танцем).

One Track Mind – I like you.