Tongue twisters
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Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
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A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
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Thirty thousand thoughtless boys thought they'd make a thundering noise, so with their thirty thousand thumbs they thumbed thirty thousand drums.
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Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
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If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye
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What, when, where and why are the words we require quite often when we want to ask questions
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Whether the weather is fine or whether the weather is not,
Whether the weather is cold or whether the weather is hot.
We'll weather the weather whatever the weather,
Whether we like it or not.
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Love's a feeling you feel when you feel you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before
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Very well, very well, very well … However, however. however…
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A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.
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Mrs King is bringing something pink for Mr King to drink
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The king would sing, about a ring that would go ding.
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The more we study, the more we know,
The more we know, the more we forget,
The more we forget, the less we know,
The less we know, the less we forget,
The less we forget, the more we know,
Why study?
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If you understand, say ""understand"". If you don't understand, say ""don't understand"". But if you understand and say ""don't understand"". how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?
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The cook took a good look at the pudding and put sugar in it
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The square hairbrushes that I lost are nowhere, upstairs or downstairs.
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The mouse that I found in our house was running around in the lounge.
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"It's hard to park such a large car in the dark", Arthur remarked
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Come, come, Stay calm, stay calm, No need for alarm, It only hums, It doesn't harm
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I'm driving rather nice with Nigel sitting by my side.
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I see a sea down by the seashore. But which sea do you see down by the seashore?
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Swan swam over the sea.
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again.
Well swum, swan!
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When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor
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A Tudor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot or
to tutor two tooters to toot?"
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
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One smart man, he felt smart.
Two smart men, they both felt smart.
Three smart men, they all felt smart.
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A box of biscuits,
a box of mixed biscuits,
and a biscuit mixer.
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
if a wooodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood
as a woodchuck would chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.